October 2012
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September 2012
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August 2012
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We should ban life jackets and other flotation...
And if you do, by chance, find yourself struggling with drowning, then no life-saving or otherwise procedure or act should be allowed to be administered. You got yourself into this mess, you have to live with the consequences.
You should see drowning as a gift.
You, there with the sunglasses! You’re just asking for it.
Also, if you were forcibly pushed into the water, don’t worry. If it...
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Playing a Link to the Past on an emulated snes, awww yisss
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Vinegar and piss.
That is the summary of my evening.
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My hamster got sick, so I said I’d pay the vet bills since nobody else wanted her. My dad was all ‘yeah, that’ll teach you a lesson’.
What lesson?
To never love anything that gets sick?
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Guys guys I saw Fox walking with his fiancee today. It was a beautiful moment.
He was wearing normal people clothes
andrew-garfields-keister:
Some of my followers like Frasier!! I am so happy!!
I'll answer anything, 100% true, anon or not
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. used a little paper bag for lunch?
8. had a job?
9. slipped on ice?
10. missed the school bus?
11. left the house without my wallet?
12. bullied someone on the internet?
13. sexted?
14. had sex in public?
15. played on a sports team?
16. smoked weed?
17. smoked cigarettes?
18. smoked a cigar?
19. drank alcohol? .
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”?
21. been overweight?
22. been underweight?
23. had an eating disorder?
24. been to a wedding?
25. made fun of someone for being fat?
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
28. been late for work?
29. been late for school?
30. kissed in the rain?
31. showered with someone else?
32. failed my drivers test?
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
34. been outside my home country?
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
36. had lice?
37. gotten my heart broken?
38. had a credit card?
39. been to a professional sports game?
40. broken a bone?
41. been unhappy about my weight?
42. won a trophy?
43. cut myself?
44. had an STD?
45. got engaged?
46. been on a diet?
47. tried out to be on a tv show?
48. rode in a taxi?
49. been to prom?
50. played a drinking game?
51. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
52. been to a concert?
53. had a three-some?
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
55. been in a car accident?
56. had braces?
57. learned another language?
58. killed an animal?
59. been at a yard sale?
60. been to a japanese steakhouse?
61. wore make up?
62. talked to someone via webcam?
63. lost my virginity before I was 16?
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out?
65. kissed someone a different race than myself?
66. snuck out of the house?
67. bought porn?
68. had a virus on my computer?
69. had oral sex?
70. dyed my hair?
71. gone skinny dipping?
72. graduated from college?
73. wore someone else’s clothes?
74. voted in a presidential election?
75. rode in an ambulance?
76. rode in a helicopter?
77. caught the stove on fire?
78. got in a verbal fight?
79. met someone famous?
80. been on vacation?
82. been on a boat?
81. been on an airplane?
83. broken something expensive?
84. had surgery?
85. kissed someone before I was 14?
86. beat a video game?
87. found something valuable on the ground?
88. made a survey?
89. stalked someone on a social network?
90. prank called someone?
92. spent over $100 shopping in one day?
91. been to a library outside of school?
93. cut my hair and hated it?
94. peed outside?
95. went fishing?
96. helped with charity?
97. taken a pregnancy test?
98. been rejected by a crush?
99. been suspended from school?
100.broken a mirror?
do it
I'm bored, let's try this.
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Am I the only one who's offended by the new Lynx...
I'm married to my husband for close to 3 years...
tobethinonymous:
If you’re short, small framed, small breasted with short black hair, piercings and tattoos…
Basically if you look like Lisbeth Salander…
I will fuck you senseless. With no hesitation. At all.
Just sayin’.
Yeah. That.
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I’m bored. Someone nerd with me?
July 2012
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Pet shops worry me. I keep seeing parents telling their kids that they can go pick out a hamster because they’re ‘only £10’.
Sure they are. As long as you plan to keep it in a shoebox and feed it dust.
Welp, that’s it. I have literally no bedcovers without ink or paint stains anymore.
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things i suck at:
life
relationships
being attractive
being normal
being likable
html coding
So close. But I can code.
APPLIED ICT BITCHES YOLO
Next year, I shall go to the San Diego comic con.
niji-kitsune:
I swear by all that is batman.
Should have gone to MCM yesterday, I heard it was pretty great.
