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Sun, 14 Oct 2012 06:53:46 -0400

melaphantastic: PIGGY WIGGY

Thu, 27 Sep 2012 10:14:57 -0400

melaphantastic:

PIGGY WIGGY

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Sat, 08 Sep 2012 21:32:57 -0400

We should ban life jackets and other flotation devices. They only encourage risky behavior. The only 100% effective way to prevent drowning is total abstinence from going in the water.

Sun, 26 Aug 2012 18:36:18 -0400

And if you do, by chance, find yourself struggling with drowning, then no life-saving or otherwise procedure or act should be allowed to be administered. You got yourself into this mess, you have to live with the consequences.

You should see drowning as a gift.

You, there with the sunglasses! You’re just asking for it.

Also, if you were forcibly pushed into the water, don’t worry. If it was a legitimate pushing, your body will find a way to shut out all the water and survive the drowning.

Once you’re drowning, it’s inevitable. You might as well relax and enjoy it.

Playing a Link to the Past on an emulated snes, awww yisss

Sun, 26 Aug 2012 16:35:21 -0400

Playing a Link to the Past on an emulated snes, awww yisss

fuckyeah-dyedhair: Back when my hair was dark blue. Me I...

Sun, 26 Aug 2012 16:11:22 -0400

fuckyeah-dyedhair:

Back when my hair was dark blue.

Me

I looked really quick and thought this was me for a second. Even though only half my hair is this colour. And there are no pictures of me on Tumblr.

Oh you

Sun, 26 Aug 2012 07:25:53 -0400

Oh you

the-absolute-funniest-posts: 10knotes: Here’s a blog that’s...

Fri, 24 Aug 2012 07:03:28 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

10knotes:

Here’s a blog that’s totally worth following

mrjakeparker: Chihiro and Haku from Spirited Away.

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 18:57:28 -0400

mrjakeparker:

Chihiro and Haku from Spirited Away.

dogshaming: Submitted Anonymously but was so good it needed to...

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 06:14:35 -0400

dogshaming:

Submitted Anonymously but was so good it needed to be posted immediately.

This guy is the greatest supervillain of our generation.

Wed, 22 Aug 2012 21:04:44 -0400

Vinegar and piss.

Wed, 22 Aug 2012 21:03:58 -0400

That is the summary of my evening.

archiemcphee: Last month we posted the Pennywell Farm in...

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 20:21:02 -0400

archiemcphee:

Last month we posted the Pennywell Farm in Buckfastleigh, Devon, England, breeders of awesomely cute Miniature Pigs. Today we learned that those micro pigs aren’t just adorable, they’re also artistic!

As a novel approach the fundraising, the staff at Pennywell Farm have turned their pigs on to painting. The miniature pigs created works of modern art which sold for up to £16 ($25) each. All proceeds went to the Farm Crisis Network charity.

Dubbed “Trotters Independent Painters”, the little pigs began their career by accident when they broke loose at a craft fair taking place at their home, and began investigating tins of non-toxic paint with their snouts and trotters. Farm co-owner Chris Murray said, ”The pigs tended to go more for Pointilism - they weren’t too keen on Cubism. We think of them as our little Pigassos.”

[via Dailymail.co.uk]

It’s Pig Day on Geyser of Awesome!

MOTHERFUCKIN PAINTY PIGGIES

hizumimuffin: blackbanshee: suzzannnn: theperpetuummobile: so...

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 20:18:26 -0400

hizumimuffin:

blackbanshee:

suzzannnn:

theperpetuummobile:

so on the last night of camp its the counselors jobs to stay up all night and make sure no one gets pregnant or no first anythings happen.

So this really awesome guy I met at camp who’s like five hundred feet tall decided that he was going to dress as slender man for the job

Now imagine you, being like 12, already paranoid as fuck while you’re trying to have some weird form of intercourse with like, a 13 in the closet boy and all of a sudden your shenanigans get crashed by SLENDER MAN

I just. I can’t even.

Emerson if you want me to take this down I totally will but the internet had to see the badassery in this hahah

OH MY GOD

Oh my god. They will never have sex again.

My hamster got sick, so I said I’d pay the vet bills since nobody else wanted her. My dad was...

Mon, 20 Aug 2012 20:35:04 -0400

My hamster got sick, so I said I’d pay the vet bills since nobody else wanted her. My dad was all ‘yeah, that’ll teach you a lesson’.

What lesson?

To never love anything that gets sick?

TIL Lisbeth doesn’t shave. That makes her about 20% more...

Mon, 20 Aug 2012 12:37:57 -0400

TIL Lisbeth doesn’t shave. That makes her about 20% more amazing.

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Sun, 19 Aug 2012 20:03:05 -0400

fuckyeah-dyedhair: tangerine! special effects napalm...

Sun, 19 Aug 2012 19:56:37 -0400

fuckyeah-dyedhair:

tangerine! special effects napalm orange.

Someone do this to my hair

Then get me a leeloo costume

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Sun, 19 Aug 2012 19:55:12 -0400

creatingaparadox: emilyshadenoughnow: He’s dead, Sherlock, we...

Sun, 19 Aug 2012 19:52:05 -0400

creatingaparadox:

emilyshadenoughnow:

He’s dead, Sherlock, we found him this morning in his flat. Shot himself in the head. He left a note: You didn’t come back, so I’m coming to you. -John

WHY DO THIS